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some funny halloween jokes

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no BODY to go with!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: You can see right through them!

Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: BOO-berries!

Q: What does a skeleton say before he serves food?
A: BONE-appetit!